Marketing Scheme Person Dude Called me

• Dude: Hi I am calling in regard to your latest online questionnaire you filled out.
• Me: Oh... *Thinks: What?* Hi?
• Dude: You'll love what we are going to offer you, by joining our club you save over $100 dollars in coupons for grocery at Walmart, Target, etc., $50 gift cards for gas, savings on airline fees, and rewards to go to your favorite restaurant!
• Me: I am a student, I don't drive, I don't go on vacations, I'm too poor to eat out and I do not shop for grocery at Walmart, Target, etc.
• Dude: *repeats* You can get all these great gifts just by going on a trial run for $2.99 for 14-days!
• Me: What happens after 14 days?
• Dude: Then we'll give you even more gifts, but after 14 days you'll have to pay $15 dollar per month. If you decide to cancel your membership, you can keep all the gifts!
• Me: I don't want any of this...
• Dude: *repeats the "great" gifts*
• Me: Nope.
• Dude: What if I say if you register, I can get my bonus? It'll be really great if you'll help me out.
• Me: You can save your breath and call someone else to help you out...
• Dude: *repeats gifts*
• Me: No.
• Dude: *repeats*
• Me: No.
• Dude: *repeats*
• Me: No.
• Dude: Have a great day!
• Me: *hangs up*